Wasn't this a movie plot?
So, beauty queen from Georgia was arrested for murder. Now, I may not be the best looking guy in the world (ok, I am number 7), but she is not a beauty queen. I thought Atlanta was famous for it lovely ladies. Glad I didn't move there for the women.

And a cheer went up throughout the internet
Take that, RIAA. The DMCA and its progeny haven't made you all-knowing gods yet. There is a limit to what you can know. And I'm not downloading songs. I'm downloading porn... yeah that's it, porn. I wish there was something "safe" that one could say they were downloading. One isn't very believable if they say "I'm using so much bandwidth because I am downloading and uploading charts of the motion of planetary bodies within a closed universe to disprove the existence of dark matter as a conduit to secondary universes." I don't care if that isn't believable. I wasn't downloading music or porn. I was doing that.

Take that RIAA!

What you need to know about the music industry

Once he was happy with $5,000. Now, Mike Myers has sold his soul to the devil. I mean really. "Cat in the Hat" with all the marketing attached? Where's the love? Where's the joy? Where's the funny?

More BRADDIES The hidden gems of the web.
The Best Lawyers Blog not about Law Not even a question. Got to be Patent Pending. I, too, am an incompetent attorney.
The Best Balls of them all Mike's rants are worth a look. He packs in the stats and the comparisons. Very nice.
The Best Pranks for y'all Yanks Have you checked out the Eye of the Cock?. PULE!
And finally....
The Best Portland Single Girl Who Hangs At Dante's and Sings Kareokee Boy, did I narrow that mother down. Anyway, I must confess that I want to meet her. That's me... the cyber stalker.

Sorry, but there will be no actual trophies to go with this award. Perhaps next year I will provide an icon or picture.

Love this. Yes, Suzanne, I have found a Paris video... Not quite what I was looking for, but good in its way yet.

So even though I haven't been blogging much lately, I felt now would be a good time to give some props.
The Best Blog Without a Cause - He recently moved, but he is still the best in my opinion, and I must admit I am a bit jealous of how good his posts are considering that he started after I did. (and not to mention I knew him when he was nobody. Now he's the Paris Hilton God.
The Best It's About Me, Stupid, Blog - I don't go here enough, but everytime I do, its a heartfelt post (daily). Good job Jenn. (and that's not because you wrote me recently letting me know you still read).
The Best Lord of the Rings Update Blog - What are you going to do once this week is over? This guy actually does a good job of watching politics and entertainment.

I would do more, but I am late for work. These three needed some props though.