And a cheer went up throughout the internet
Take that, RIAA. The DMCA and its progeny haven't made you all-knowing gods yet. There is a limit to what you can know. And I'm not downloading songs. I'm downloading porn... yeah that's it, porn. I wish there was something "safe" that one could say they were downloading. One isn't very believable if they say "I'm using so much bandwidth because I am downloading and uploading charts of the motion of planetary bodies within a closed universe to disprove the existence of dark matter as a conduit to secondary universes." I don't care if that isn't believable. I wasn't downloading music or porn. I was doing that.

Take that RIAA!