I may be alone, but I am not appalled by the fact that he may have punted a poodle. I am more appalled that he's being charged with anything. But then again, I am a libertarian who doesn't but into animal rights much.

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Excuse me, but do you want to enjoy preventing cancer with me?

So, after giving it up for lost, I ended up winning my office's bracket pool. The only way I did that was by being the only one who picked Georgia Tech to get to the final game, being played currently. UConn is winning, just as I predicted.