Friday, March 12, 2004

I am convinced

I didn't know it before going to badmouth, but Peter Gabriel's song is about the schlong. Read the lyrics. I mean come on, this amusement never ends. Sounds like he's bragging, doesn't it ladies?

I want this T-Shirt. And more accurately, what the shirt depicts. If I can't have the latter, I will take the former. Remember ladies, March 14th fast approaches.

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Drive-By Lyrical Whipping
C'mon Chris, I know your internal Beat-box has enough slams, jams, put-downs, rhymes, crimes, and fuse-popping-freaked-out lingo to do well at this Poetry Jam you're talking about. I mean "10 seconds, what's with these guys? Once you see the whites of their eyes, blast em!" Chris, "You're perfect, how would you like to make fifty dollars for one nights work?" (for those not in the know, that are lines from some of Chris' best hip-hop masterpiece. It's not the Black, Grey, or White Album, its the Sabertooth-skin album baby. ) "Play the tape CD, bitch!"

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Is it just me or does Zannah look like 5 years younger now than she did 5 years ago? Y'all may not know Zannah, but she's from Sea-town. Seattle for all y'all non-northwesterners. She been blogging since before blogging was the rage. All your base belong to her.

If all the world's Wal-Marts were zapped off the face of the Earth, where would the idiot's go?

1) If you try to pass off a $1 million bill, do you really think that Wal-Mart will be able to give you $998,800 in change?
2) Why Wal-Mart? If you are going big, go big.
3) I think the lady may have a valid insanity defense.
4) Do you think if she would have ordered $999,995 in goods from Herbalife they would have known the difference? And even if she did, she could only hock that stuff off for like $3.45.
5) Which comes first: the Wal-Mart or the surrounding Trailer Parks?
6) Has a millionaire who wasn't part of the Wal-Mart forture EVER set foot in a Wal-Mart?

Monday, March 08, 2004

Cock has too many bones

Down in Peru Cock has uncovered lots of bones, but the highway (I'm not sure if it will be named the Hershey Highway) must be completed. Who knows how many bones will get laid over?