Wednesday, February 12, 2003

Volleyball

I love volleyball. I truely do. I played tonight, but hated it. You want to know why? Because we didn't even play competitively. One of the players sucks. could really use some improvement. I think we would have been better off if he would have stood in the corner the entire time. He was that bad. I am competitive. I am not fond of losing, but I HATE not even being competitive. If I say something, I would be the asshole, though I am sure people could tell I was very frustrated with the way we played tonight. Oh well, at least I was playing instead of wasting my life watching the boob tube.

My new favorite Ebay item - Who do you know that needs their ass-kicked. Via Ms. Fenster.

Joe Millionaire - I admit it. I am a bitch. I watch Joe Millionaire. But after Monday's episode, I am tempted to watch no more. Monday's episode was a bunch of crap. It had bits of "highlights" of previous dates, but gave us 1 and half MINUTES of new footage in the entire hour. Previews made it seem like the decision was coming this week, but no. It was an hour of filler. I know that FOX is crappily famous for this type of filler crap, but I hadn't seen them do an entire show of crap. Do not bother watching the repeat this Thursday. In fact, don't bother watching next week's two hour episode. Just watch the last 20 minutes if you are even a bit interested.

Fuck you, Fox. (but thank you for the Simpsons.)

Sunday, February 09, 2003

My recent lack of posts hasn't been because I haven't been on-line or anything. I just haven't had anything to talk about. I didn't want to just post short little snippets of crap, because even I wouldn't want to read that. I am now focusing on content. I see other people's pages and its filled with content. Part of my new found problem is that now that I want to do content, I need to be able to do more than just write. I want pictures and such. But that might be just too much work. Let's see if I can't get some content based simply on words. Because, you know, words mean things.
So I had a good strip club experience on Friday Night. Me and my roomie and Squez went to a local club called "Hot Bodies" at about 11 pm. Squez was a must because he has some kind of strip club karma. Every time he goes out with us, something special happens. For example, when he has been with us we have recieved free porn videos, members of our party have been brought on stage to dance with a stripper, strippers have hung out with us for hours, groups of attractive girls are there for a birthday and end up on stage topless, and the list goes on. Friday Night is no exception. When we walk in, one of the first things that we notice is that approximately one-third of the clients are female, which can make for a great night. It doesn't take long for the female's in the crowd to move up front and for the dancers to start removing the client's clothing. A while later I randomly got a face massage from a stripper's breasts. Right after that, the DJ mentioned the Video Poker machines in the joint, and Squez leans over to me and says jokingly "Do you feel lucky?" I sat there for a moment and realized that, "Yeah, I do feel lucky." I got up and went over to one of the machines and put a dollar in. On the first pull in a game I never play I got four 2's, which paid me $85 on a 25 cent bet. I cheered and such. Of course, everybody thought that this meant that I should be buying drinks for them. I didn't. I bought one drink. Once I got back to my seat, I was introduced to a drunk member of the female audience. I sat next to her for a while and feed her bills so that dancers would come her way. She flirted with me a bit, and I enjoyed that. We finally rolled out of the place near 3 am, at which point I thought it would be a good idea to go my friends place and play video games. I was up til 5.
Last night I played in a Murder Mystery. It was a murder mystery that was set in the wine fields of Napa Valley, so of course there was a lot of drinking going on. By the end of the night we were playing all sorts of drinking games. I was so tired by time I got home. So far this week, I have been still going after 3 am four times. Good for me. And I shall pay the price tomorrow with my 9 am class.