Guys: Penelope Cruz in a Bikini; Ladies: Matt McCaughnehey (I hate his name) topless

So, the pictures my dad took of Matthew McConnehy topless in Costa Rica didn't turn out. But for those of you who want to know what he looks like without a shirt, or if you want to see yet another starlette in a bikini, go here. Safe for work assuming random pictures of starlettes in bikinis is safe for your work.