Which is worse

Somebody bringing a copy of People magazine into the mens room, or me reading it?

Why you should shower before swimming in the ocean

So your body odor doesn't kill everything.

Has Rosanne Barr been in Florida lately?

(Okay, so that is an outdated reference... insert the following names as desired: Buttafuoco, Kid Rock, Homer Simpson, Hellboy, or Jennifer Lopez)

Sorry to disappoint

So, when people do seaches for images using Yahoo for March Madness brackets, they come to this 3 year old post where I linked an image of the 2001 March Madness Brackets. That page has received approximately 100 hits in the last week. That is what my collection of websites normally racks up in 3-4 weeks. (Ok, maybe I shouldn't announce that I have no traffic, let's be realistic, I'm sporadic and have no focus. I know my shortcomings, and I have many.) Anyway, sorry to those who found their way to my site only to find something 3 years old. I think it would be funny if someone didn't notice and printed that out for their co-workers as their inter-office brackets.... maybe you should try that...

Be a Sports Agent: Commit Malpractice and then file a grievance with the league

It's happened again. An agent (at this point actually, it is unclear how the mess up occurred, but it looks like it was the agent to me) negotiates a contract, and when a bonus isn't part of the final agreement but player thought there should have been, the agent files a grievance with the league. The mistake could cost LaVar millions in bonus money, and if he doesn't get it, he will be (again) an unhappy camper. Ever since he came out of Penn State I am not sure he has ever been happy. Anyway, for all you new attorneys or those in law school, become an agent and never worry about malpractice again.

As seen on TV

I have only ever loved one person. You many remember me talking about her, and if you know me, you may know her. Anyway, she lives in Miami now. I bring her up because she is engaged.

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I am not sure how I feel about that. On one hand I am happy for her. On the other... I am not sure how I feel. How should I feel? I've seen this on TV and it sorta freaks the people out, and I think it sorta freaks me out in that I am still single and have no prospects. Really aren't even meeting people outside of work. Anyway, I will have to think about how I feel about this. Any one have any comments? Please mail me.

Anyway, congrats Stella. I wish you all the happiness that I wish myself.