Bend Police Grow Donut Tree
(Second Post Title Choice: Homer's dreams come true at Bend Police Station. Now if he could only mix the pork and the donut and come up with a slice of bacnut or docan.
So, some fabulous fiends hungs from the tree donuts with care in the hopes that people would laugh and stare. I love it. Sorry I missed it. I wonder if the "main" paper in Bend covered this? I will have to check the Bulletin archives.

My question right now is: How did Chris miss this?

I am more scared of this than of any other disease
Mad Cow Disease hits the US. I am very scared of getting it. From what I've heard its pretty fucking scary. Sane one day, blind and crazy the next. Anyway, here's hoping they get the testing going here in America. Who's scared of terrorism when shit like that has made its way in?

Blazers
Went to their game tonight. I think their MVP has got to be Rueben Patterson. Pre-game he went through and slapped everyone's hands, from the starters to the bench players to the coaches. He dove for balls several times. He has the capability of being the true spirit of the team.

You win second place in a beauty contest.
What about a third place wife?

I would rather have the ability to drive one person off the road, but hey, take your pick
Funny joke about a persuasive marine.

Before I fall asleep, I wanted to post about The Two Towers. On my first viewing, I was wholely disappointed. I just watched the extended version on DVD and was very impressed. I don't recall much about the original version other than I didn't like what they left out and what they changed. I liked it this time. I even liked the dream sequences. I think what they added for them makes them make more sense overall. I like that they added more ent time. Anyway, I haven't seen the Return of the King yet, and I am kicking myself for not. Karen, the person whom I read the series with, has already seen it and says its great. I hope to see it this week or right after Christmas. Anyway, good night.