And then it all came tumbling down

Life had actually been good lately. And then today happened. I won't go into it, but I feel sick to my gut today and have lost the motivation (what little there was) to do anything.

Comment spam

I read my own page for the first time in a while and was so happy to see comments. Amazed is more like it. Then I saw they were almost all spam. Attention spammers: I get no traffic, therefore no reason to spam me. And the last post I did got spammed within 10 minutes. This shit sucks.

Worst President Ever

He's the worst president ever because this joke is plausable.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He
concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as
the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Via Missy. But the genital warts aren't from her.*

*No, mom, I don't have genital warts. That was just a joke.