He didn't go to work... but the internet does have his name...Alternate Title: Do the Bartman
He works in the suburbs. I can't believe they prided themselves on not disclosing his name, but described where he worked, his neighbors, and where he lives. However, this article disclosed his name and where he works. The man, if the Cubs don't win, will be villified for life. He seriously may have to move. And on top of that, he is a huge fan himself of the Cubs and will blame himself forever.