I spend all my time watching web cams hoping to save someone's life. Yeah, that's the ticket

Some people tuned in to watch the birth of a horse, and ended up watching the onwer get beat down by the horse. The viewers called the police to come help her. So, I think I should watch more web cams of the beach to make sure no one drowns. If it happens to be a nude beach where supermodels hang out, I won't mind. I will be there simply doing my civic duty.