Made up jokes

Beginning today, I am going to try to come up with a joke a day. Not someone else's joke. I am going to make up a joke. (Except for days like this weekend where I will be away from a computer).

Today's joke was derived when I started with the line "Three pickles walked into a bar..." and eventually became this:

A pale looking guy carrying a pickle walks into a bar. The bartender asks the guy what's wrong. The guys says.... (wait for it, wait for it)....


"I'm feeling a little dill."

Badum bum.

Yeah, it sucks, but it is a first attempt.