UPN = Un Plugged Network

So we knew it would happen, didn't we? We knew that these upstart networks would eventually fail, right? In an interracial marriage of sorts, the WB (White Bread) network and UPN (the black-centric station whose most famous shows (outside of Everybody Hates Chris) are not black-centric) are merging to form the CW network. Does CW stand for "Cannot Work" or for "Comedic Wackiness" or for "Cracker What?" ? Who knows, but I do not foresee ratings gold with this teamup.