Some First year Law poetry

Res Ispa, spread among the many.
Negligence, nurses claim, they didn't have any!
How many doctors can have exclusive control?
Who cares is the plaintiff isn't able to bowl?
A 50/50 chance plus one
proves negligence done
right of control, standard of care
No, that isn't quite fair
No proof is needed that a wrong was wrought
Nothing that implies that such a wrong was caught
Simply the occurance, simply the pain
can grant the plaintiff a gain
Lies, though probable, become proof
this slippery slope has no roof
Negligence by only 50.1 per cent
and get a payoff that will forever pay the rent.
Common sense as the reason
for fault, this I pees on.
California is smoking them out
their court is packing some clout
Is joint control spreading?

This is a result I am dreading.