<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727</id><updated>2011-11-16T02:24:10.638-08:00</updated><title type='text'>[Blog Goes Here]</title><subtitle type='html'>My continuing blog page for an attorney who isn't sure what to do within the law.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>468</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-6264982501844940589</id><published>2007-10-11T20:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-11T20:53:07.230-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Inflation?</title><summary type='text'>So,  goes into some detail about how the brothels outside Vegas, and goes so far as to let you know that it costs $150 for a blowjob.  Without going into too much detail, when I was back in college, some friends and I went to Canada for a long weekend trip.  While there, one of my friends tried to proposition a prostitute for me (mind you, I didn't want him too, but he was a bit uncontrollable) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/6264982501844940589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=6264982501844940589' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/6264982501844940589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/6264982501844940589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2007/10/inflation.html' title='Inflation?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-4284014366149315743</id><published>2007-10-10T22:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-10T22:17:29.223-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Free Blogger Tourney</title><summary type='text'>I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.Registration code: 2450829</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/4284014366149315743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=4284014366149315743' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/4284014366149315743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/4284014366149315743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2007/10/free-blogger-tourney.html' title='Free Blogger Tourney'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-1159616899624788038</id><published>2007-05-24T10:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-24T10:15:43.871-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Snakes on a Mutha Fooqing Plane</title><summary type='text'>700 Snakes?  Really?  In one carryone?  Meh, must not have been very big snakes.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/1159616899624788038/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=1159616899624788038' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/1159616899624788038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/1159616899624788038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2007/05/snakes-on-mutha-fooqing-plane.html' title='Snakes on a Mutha Fooqing Plane'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-5001888095012470493</id><published>2007-05-15T11:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-15T11:33:07.491-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry excuse for a blog....</title><summary type='text'>That is what this is...So on Mother's Day I woke up to spots on my torso and limbs.  I didn't know what they were, and called an aunt, wished her happy mother's day, and proceeded to ask her what to do (as I have never had anything like this happen before).  She suggested benadryl.  I took one and noticed things were getting worse, not better.  I called my aunt again and she mentioned Menongitis </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/5001888095012470493/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=5001888095012470493' title='33 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/5001888095012470493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/5001888095012470493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2007/05/sorry-excuse-for-blog.html' title='Sorry excuse for a blog....'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>33</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-1801081170086139789</id><published>2007-05-07T11:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T11:14:16.426-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So, is this a compliment</title><summary type='text'>Myspace comments are wierd in that everyone sees what you say.  I recently flirted with one girl and she added me as a friend, and therefore I could see her comments (she had it set to private).  Well, the string of comments has been odd to say the least.  The most recent part of the interesting portion came when one of her friends indicated that she had a crush on me.   She went on to describe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/1801081170086139789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=1801081170086139789' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/1801081170086139789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/1801081170086139789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2007/05/so-is-this-compliment.html' title='So, is this a compliment'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-2285576578006788587</id><published>2007-05-05T09:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T10:04:58.429-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Story of Sofa</title><summary type='text'>About two years ago, after I had been in the Kickball world for a while, but not in the dodgeball world, the kickball leagues started up an offshoot league for bowling.  At the bowling alley where we played, the scores were kept electronically and we were able to put in our names.  Some of the other players had nicknames or just came up with something to put in as their bowling names.  One had </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/2285576578006788587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=2285576578006788587' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/2285576578006788587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/2285576578006788587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2007/05/story-of-sofa.html' title='The Story of Sofa'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-1670992751062961819</id><published>2007-05-05T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T00:02:06.204-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How good is he?</title><summary type='text'>Well, its official.  I am Sofa King.  Actually, I am just Sofa.  The King part is really superfluous.  That is all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/1670992751062961819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=1670992751062961819' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/1670992751062961819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/1670992751062961819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2007/05/how-good-is-he.html' title='How good is he?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-117630759887204921</id><published>2007-04-11T09:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-11T09:06:39.346-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Um, Yeah.  Here I am</title><summary type='text'>And the post topic of the day isn't worth breaking the hiatus.  I just read a CNN headline that says "Black women who use the word 'ho' say Imus can't".  Excuse me, when did the word 'ho' become exclusive to black women?  I've said 'ho' a lot in my life and not when referring to Santa Claus and I am neither black nor a woman.   What I've been sort of shocked by in the whole Imus thing is the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/117630759887204921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=117630759887204921' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/117630759887204921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/117630759887204921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2007/04/um-yeah-here-i-am.html' title='Um, Yeah.  Here I am'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-116447625105404226</id><published>2006-11-25T09:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-25T09:37:31.246-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Just an Update</title><summary type='text'>The new job is going well.  I am not billing all of the time I am working yet, but I think I will get there.  Overall, its good.I was disappointed in the Ducks yesterday, but it didn't emotionally kill me as they played well in the second half and outplayed the Beavers.  We just didn't have a kicker.  Plus, I was having fun with family playing cards.  Pinnocle actually.  Not poker.  But poker was</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/116447625105404226/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=116447625105404226' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/116447625105404226'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/116447625105404226'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/11/just-update.html' title='Just an Update'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-116279719828946812</id><published>2006-11-05T23:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T23:13:18.523-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who loves kickball?</title><summary type='text'>This summer was one of the best of my life.  I played lots of kickball, dodgeball, softball, and more.  I've played kickball for two full years now, 6 seasons worth.  Every season in the playoffs the team I play on loses to the team that eventually wins the championship.  Yesterday that all changed.  I woke up at about 6:30 in the morning excited for kickball (yes, yesterday, I chose kickball </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/116279719828946812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=116279719828946812' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/116279719828946812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/116279719828946812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/11/who-loves-kickball.html' title='Who loves kickball?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-116157050470806763</id><published>2006-10-22T19:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-22T19:28:26.486-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry its been so long...</title><summary type='text'>I haven't posted in a while.  Life has been great.  I recenty started a new job, but that isn't what has made life great.  Life has been great due to the people I have met and gotten to know and play kickball, dodgeball, softball, and bowling with.  But that is not why I am posting.  I am posting because a  guy in Washington got caught by his wife having sex with his dog (at least it was a female</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/116157050470806763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=116157050470806763' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/116157050470806763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/116157050470806763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/10/sorry-its-been-so-long.html' title='Sorry its been so long...'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-115194994791888245</id><published>2006-07-03T11:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T11:05:49.156-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dill Chips</title><summary type='text'>I know I haven't posted in a while, and this post isn't likely to rock your socks off. So I was at the store the other day, and found dill flavored Lays.  I am not a Lays fan at all, but they were on sale for buy one get one free so I got some dill flavored and some wavy bbq lays.  Anyway, I think the idea behind this is brilliant.  Let's face it, most of the time when you eat lays it is at a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/115194994791888245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=115194994791888245' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115194994791888245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115194994791888245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/07/dill-chips.html' title='Dill Chips'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-115117730762667358</id><published>2006-06-24T12:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-24T12:28:29.106-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I am going to have to get my Con Law books out</title><summary type='text'>Does see wrong to anyone else?  Content based restriction on speech?  I'll let you know what I find out.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/115117730762667358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=115117730762667358' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115117730762667358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115117730762667358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/06/i-am-going-to-have-to-get-my-con-law.html' title='I am going to have to get my Con Law books out'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-115108142688732809</id><published>2006-06-23T09:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-23T09:50:27.146-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The good news and the bad news</title><summary type='text'>The good news is Futurama is returning to Television.  Comedy Central (that's not the bad news)will air the show beginning in 2008 (that is the bad news).  I've been expecting something like this to be announced for quite some time, I just didn't expect that it would take so long for it to make it back to the air.  I mean, they've be drafting new episodes for a while.  I guess the animation and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/115108142688732809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=115108142688732809' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115108142688732809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115108142688732809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/06/good-news-and-bad-news.html' title='The good news and the bad news'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-115104754154366003</id><published>2006-06-23T00:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-23T00:25:41.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The small town that wants to grow up</title><summary type='text'>Hilareous if not odd video about Bend, Oregon.  Check it out.  Other than the backgrounds and the ducks, how could one even tell its about Bend?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/115104754154366003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=115104754154366003' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115104754154366003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115104754154366003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/06/small-town-that-wants-to-grow-up.html' title='The small town that wants to grow up'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-115043802405917672</id><published>2006-06-15T23:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-15T23:07:04.293-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Its been a while</title><summary type='text'>I haven't posted in a while.  Life is going well.  That is really all you want to know, isn't it?  It's not?  Well, I got a digital camera for my birthday, so I plan on beiing a picture taking machine.  But then again, since I don't know how to post them, it won't matter.  I have somehow become a technological retard.  Congrats to Missy Verhaag on getting engaged.  Now I have to go and learn a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/115043802405917672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=115043802405917672' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115043802405917672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/115043802405917672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/06/its-been-while.html' title='Its been a while'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114926504205571735</id><published>2006-06-02T09:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-02T09:17:23.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Its not the cards that run hot or cold, its me</title><summary type='text'>I was thinking about cards as I was trying to sleep and during this period of half-sleep/half-cognizance I was able to put together a thought that had been at the back part of my brain for a while.  As background, I play lots of SNGs.  That is what I play when I speak of playing poker.  And there are hot streaks and there are cold streaks where you can win 10 in a row or lose ten in a row.  (The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114926504205571735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114926504205571735' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114926504205571735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114926504205571735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/06/its-not-cards-that-run-hot-or-cold-its.html' title='Its not the cards that run hot or cold, its me'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114918825844281854</id><published>2006-06-01T11:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-01T11:57:38.676-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rainy Days</title><summary type='text'>I tried to blog yesterday, but blogger was having a problem, so I posted to my myspace blog regarding the return of the bird outside my window.  This time, after a month's absense, he brought home a mate.  After blogging about the joys of birds outside my window, I went outside to feed the birds some popcorn.  While spreading the popcorn about I found a dead bird.  I am not sure yet if it is one </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114918825844281854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114918825844281854' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114918825844281854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114918825844281854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/06/rainy-days.html' title='Rainy Days'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114901546046418491</id><published>2006-05-30T11:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-30T11:57:41.570-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When the stars don't align</title><summary type='text'>There is this lady friend of mine who I have been interested in for quite some time.  Every time we hang we seem to really hit it off, but our timing has always been bad.  I first indicated that I was interested in her back in the day to find out she had just started dating someone like a week and a half prior.  No big deal, I told her we would readdress the issue in a month.  If she wasn't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114901546046418491/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114901546046418491' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114901546046418491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114901546046418491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/when-stars-dont-align.html' title='When the stars don&apos;t align'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114893341688400395</id><published>2006-05-29T12:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-30T12:10:11.853-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The SNG vs. MTT mentality and my insights from reading Felicia and 2+2</title><summary type='text'>So, felicia (not going to link her as I don't want to appear to be a link whore as I just linked her earlier this week) made a post asking how much time do you study poker (hand histories and forums and books and such) and I realized that I don't do this very often.  So today, as I recovered from some food poisoning I read through some 2+2 forums on MTTs.  I haven't organized my thoughs, as per </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114893341688400395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114893341688400395' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114893341688400395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114893341688400395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/sng-vs-mtt-mentality-and-my-insights.html' title='The SNG vs. MTT mentality and my insights from reading Felicia and 2+2'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114888378955092456</id><published>2006-05-28T23:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-28T23:24:48.893-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Asbestos is the bull</title><summary type='text'>You mess with the bull and you get the horns.  On another note, congrats to Will  and Chris in their comedysportz competition.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114888378955092456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114888378955092456' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114888378955092456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114888378955092456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/asbestos-is-bull.html' title='Asbestos is the bull'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114860122259991594</id><published>2006-05-25T16:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-25T16:53:42.960-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day 6</title><summary type='text'>This joke could actually be funny if I put a bit more thought into it, but for now, it is less a joke, but the core of a joke....How is Barry Bonds like a man sitting on a foam doughnut?  They are both on 'roids.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114860122259991594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114860122259991594' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114860122259991594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114860122259991594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/day-6.html' title='Day 6'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114857815788574531</id><published>2006-05-25T10:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-25T10:29:18.136-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Maybe this is why I am getting killed on SNG's lately</title><summary type='text'>Last night, for I think the first time in my life, I seriously considered folding KK preflop.  Of course I didn't and called two all-ins in a sit and go with KK.  I was up against AA and JJ.  I of course lost, but I was amazed that I thought about folding and almost did.  But instead, I simply said show me AA as I hit the call button.  Dumbass.  At the time I was quasi-on tilt as I had had AA and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114857815788574531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114857815788574531' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114857815788574531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114857815788574531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/maybe-this-is-why-i-am-getting-killed.html' title='Maybe this is why I am getting killed on SNG&apos;s lately'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114850976758502690</id><published>2006-05-24T15:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-24T15:29:27.860-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day 5</title><summary type='text'>Well, here we are at day 5 in my experiment to see how long I can post daily (or near to) original jokes.  So far so good.  Today's installment is a poker joke, so all of you might not get it.How is 5-way action after the turn like a honeymoon on the Nile?Odds are, somebody's going to get fucked on the river.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114850976758502690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114850976758502690' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114850976758502690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114850976758502690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/day-5.html' title='Day 5'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114849127723834309</id><published>2006-05-24T10:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-24T10:21:17.643-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Just me being a whore...</title><summary type='text'>I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.Registration code: 7330476</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114849127723834309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114849127723834309' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114849127723834309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114849127723834309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/just-me-being-whore.html' title='Just me being a whore...'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114849057204772603</id><published>2006-05-24T10:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-24T10:09:32.420-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not day five, just a poker post.</title><summary type='text'>Among poker bloggers, Felicia is quite famous.  I've skipped by her page a few occassions over the last few years, but can't say I am a reader.  I heard rumor a while ago that her page was only accessable to friends, but I just found my way on, so I am not sure there is truth to that rumor.  Anyway, I just read her psychology of poker series and it is by far the best poker read I've ever had on a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114849057204772603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114849057204772603' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114849057204772603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114849057204772603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/not-day-five-just-poker-post.html' title='Not day five, just a poker post.'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114841884510935217</id><published>2006-05-23T14:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T14:21:20.616-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day 4</title><summary type='text'>I made this joke up over the weekend.  I am not sure if it has been made up by someone else first, but I came up with it on my own.Premature ejaculation is a serious topic for men, and it affects men from all over the world and from every race.  In fact, did you know that the famous Chief Sitting Bull suffered from it too?  Perhaps you have heard of what Sitting Bull's dissatisfied squaw called </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114841884510935217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114841884510935217' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114841884510935217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114841884510935217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/day-4.html' title='Day 4'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114832351616735474</id><published>2006-05-22T11:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T11:45:16.550-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What do you make of it?</title><summary type='text'>So I recently joined the Myspace revolution.  It's actually been a good way to say hey to old friends.  Anyway, there appears to be a webcam spam revolution going on with friends requests.  One of these spam friend requests I got was from this chick (that's a link to a picture of her with some comment, not to a spammish page, just FYI).  Now why did I link her picture?  So you could check out "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114832351616735474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114832351616735474' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114832351616735474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114832351616735474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/what-do-you-make-of-it.html' title='What do you make of it?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114832092395553811</id><published>2006-05-22T10:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T11:02:55.450-07:00</updated><title type='text'>TripJax Shout out</title><summary type='text'>Being as he is one of like 3 poker content related readers of this page (and there is so much poker content on here) I thought I would participate in TripJax's blogroll questions.  1. What is the biggest mistake people make at a NL table?I recently began playing some low limit NL at Party and I see people calling all in bets with pocket pairs with Aces on the board.  What were they thinking?  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114832092395553811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114832092395553811' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114832092395553811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114832092395553811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/tripjax-shout-out.html' title='TripJax Shout out'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114831688637250800</id><published>2006-05-22T09:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T09:54:46.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Amen.</title><summary type='text'>It worries me too.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114831688637250800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114831688637250800' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114831688637250800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114831688637250800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/amen.html' title='Amen.'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114831358249706756</id><published>2006-05-22T08:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T08:59:42.760-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day Three - Polish* Pick Up Lines</title><summary type='text'>If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you be angry?Was your dad a thief because I'm missing my wallet.Would you like to have breakfast?  Should I have my mom make it or do you want to cook?Did it hurt?  (she asks what) When god threw you out of heaven and made you a fallen angel.I lost my number, can you give it to me?I don't work for UPS, so those brown shorts you are wearing really</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114831358249706756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114831358249706756' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114831358249706756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114831358249706756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/day-three-polish-pick-up-lines.html' title='Day Three - Polish* Pick Up Lines'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114799450755837012</id><published>2006-05-18T16:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-18T16:21:49.463-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Brokeback Mountain, Meet Zack and Slater</title><summary type='text'>I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet, but will someday.  What I have seen is Brokeback by the Bell.  Funny stuff.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114799450755837012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114799450755837012' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114799450755837012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114799450755837012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/brokeback-mountain-meet-zack-and_18.html' title='Brokeback Mountain, Meet Zack and Slater'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114793205845610206</id><published>2006-05-17T22:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-17T23:01:06.256-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day Two</title><summary type='text'>If the first place horse in a ten horse race was named "I'm gonna win", the second place horse was named "Close but No Cigar" and third was named "Third Times a Charm", what was the last place horses name?Glue.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114793205845610206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114793205845610206' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114793205845610206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114793205845610206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/day-two.html' title='Day Two'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114790708922581470</id><published>2006-05-17T16:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-17T16:04:49.643-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Made up jokes</title><summary type='text'>Beginning today, I am going to try to come up with a joke a day.  Not someone else's joke.  I am going to make up a joke.  (Except for days like this weekend where I will be away from a computer).Today's joke was derived when I started with the line "Three pickles walked into a bar..." and eventually became this:A pale looking guy carrying a pickle walks into a bar. The bartender asks the guy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114790708922581470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114790708922581470' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114790708922581470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114790708922581470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/made-up-jokes.html' title='Made up jokes'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114788529576908573</id><published>2006-05-17T09:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-17T10:01:36.100-07:00</updated><title type='text'>But Can They Do It With the Star Wars Cast?</title><summary type='text'>Some Battlestar Gallactica fan Simpson-i-fied (I just made up a word) the cast of the New BattleStar Gallactica.  These look really cool and very professional.  It's amazing its just some fanboy's work and not preps for the show.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114788529576908573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114788529576908573' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114788529576908573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114788529576908573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/but-can-they-do-it-with-star-wars-cast.html' title='But Can They Do It With the Star Wars Cast?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114780133008958062</id><published>2006-05-16T10:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T10:42:10.756-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When is hitting for the cycle a bad thing?</title><summary type='text'>Last night I played softball, and played just okay.  The first game I hit a few singles, but misplayed some balls in the outfield as I had problems judging the balls in the air.  The second game, I played a much better game.  My first at bat I hit a home run.  My second at bat I hit a double and got to third on an infielder error.  My third at bat I got a single.  Sometime between my third at bat</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114780133008958062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114780133008958062' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114780133008958062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114780133008958062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/when-is-hitting-for-cycle-bad-thing.html' title='When is hitting for the cycle a bad thing?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114774792726778406</id><published>2006-05-15T19:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-15T19:52:31.276-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Good Times</title><summary type='text'>This weekend was a great time.  I went to Sunriver with some friends who had rented a house out there.  I was amazing how much Sunriver was like home but so not home despite only being 16 miles from where I grew up.  I was really reminded how great Bend is.  We went hottubbing, played tennis, went through the Skeleton Caves, drank, played board games, played foos ball and generally had a great </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114774792726778406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114774792726778406' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114774792726778406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114774792726778406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/good-times.html' title='Good Times'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114724555692472810</id><published>2006-05-10T00:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-10T00:19:17.176-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lindsay Lohan on Leno</title><summary type='text'>Did anyone else watch Leno tonight?  I was flipping channels and she was on and I am sure she was stoned or something.  She was way "off".  Either that, or I can't understand what anyone would see in her.  Maybe its both.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114724555692472810/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114724555692472810' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114724555692472810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114724555692472810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/lindsay-lohan-on-leno.html' title='Lindsay Lohan on Leno'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114709501478080568</id><published>2006-05-08T06:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-08T06:30:15.020-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Felony - a word that used to mean something</title><summary type='text'>Wow.  Just to the North, in the state of Washington, it is about to become a felony to gamble on the internet.  There is a story about it here and an internet poker players thoughts on it here.  What I want to talk about is the felony.  Felony means something.  It means you can go to jail for more than a year.  It means you can lose your right to a gun.  It means you can lose your right to vote.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114709501478080568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114709501478080568' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114709501478080568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114709501478080568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/felony-word-that-used-to-mean.html' title='Felony - a word that used to mean something'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114693757030602888</id><published>2006-05-06T10:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-06T10:46:10.476-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey YOU!</title><summary type='text'>Go Frappr yourself.  Now.  I mean it.  Mark on the map where you are from.  Do it.  NOW!!!!  You will do it for me, then you will want others to do it for you.  It will be a FRAPPR revolution just based on you going this one time.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114693757030602888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114693757030602888' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114693757030602888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114693757030602888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/hey-you.html' title='Hey YOU!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114680240796226112</id><published>2006-05-04T21:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T21:13:28.343-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Diversity</title><summary type='text'>A Poker Post.So, I just signed up for my third 7 card stud tourney in the last three weeks.  I've made the money in the other two despite NEVER playing this game (these two tourneys are the only ones I've played in a year).  I also have made the money in a limit hold 'em and a pot limit omaha hi/lo tourney recently despite rarely playing those games.  Maybe I am just a good poker player.  Or </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114680240796226112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114680240796226112' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114680240796226112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114680240796226112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/05/diversity.html' title='Diversity'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114585580864175396</id><published>2006-04-23T22:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-23T22:16:48.996-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Um.... Marry me?</title><summary type='text'>Brains, Beauty and a love of Poker.  Who could ask for anything more?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114585580864175396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114585580864175396' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114585580864175396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114585580864175396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/04/um-marry-me.html' title='Um.... Marry me?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114585242456407259</id><published>2006-04-23T21:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-23T21:20:24.866-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Life is Good</title><summary type='text'>Aside from the job situation, life is good.  Last weekend, aside from the [AS] broo-ha-ha, was a good weekend.  I went to the coast, played some poker, found a glass float (the kind used for fishing nets), and generally had a good time.  Last weekend also marked the end of winter as Portland has enjoyed great weather all week.  This weekend I did some Kareoke, played some softball, and played </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114585242456407259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114585242456407259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114585242456407259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114585242456407259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/04/life-is-good.html' title='Life is Good'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114529172753835308</id><published>2006-04-17T09:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T09:38:15.466-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Update on Demi-godness</title><summary type='text'>So after determining that they were using my suggestion, I found out that they put an entire "bump" on TV featuring my email and name (homersolo).  Turns out I was truly famous on the posting boards for the evening.  To see a screencap of the results of my demi-godness, look here.  I hope to have a screen cap of the bump featuring the email later.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114529172753835308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114529172753835308' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114529172753835308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114529172753835308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/04/update-on-demi-godness.html' title='Update on Demi-godness'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114525529804732495</id><published>2006-04-16T23:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-16T23:28:18.296-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I am a demi-god</title><summary type='text'>So Adult Swim recently announced it would play two weeks of Saved By The Bell.  In response, I posted the following:Dear [AS] :What part of these two facts don't you understand?1)  Your name is ADULT Swim, not PRE-TEEN Swim.2)  You are on the CARTOON NETWORK, not the CRAPPY 1980's LIVE ACTION TV SHOW NETWORK.Either change names as appropriate or do not fun "Saved by the Bell".  I think the latter</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114525529804732495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114525529804732495' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114525529804732495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114525529804732495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-am-demi-god.html' title='I am a demi-god'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114471340309572825</id><published>2006-04-10T16:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-10T16:56:43.306-07:00</updated><title type='text'>She's not a normal lesbian.</title><summary type='text'>The title is something I overheard today, but it has nothing to do with this entry.  This entry is about the Duke LaCrosse team and the allegations of sexual abuse.  To date, the school has canceled its season, allowed the coach to resign in disgrace, and has suspended a player because his email was searched and released to the public.  Now it appears that perhaps the stripper is lying.  Given </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114471340309572825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114471340309572825' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114471340309572825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114471340309572825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/04/shes-not-normal-lesbian.html' title='She&apos;s not a normal lesbian.'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114468298227295976</id><published>2006-04-10T08:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-10T08:29:42.590-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A very sad story</title><summary type='text'>As I was coming up for a statement about this story, I thought this death was tragic.  I then thought about how I hate it when news reporters use "tragic" too often to describe events.  And then I thought "is there a time when death isn't tragic?"  I am not sure but that gives you something to think about while reading this story.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114468298227295976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114468298227295976' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114468298227295976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114468298227295976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/04/very-sad-story.html' title='A very sad story'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114408419220606995</id><published>2006-04-03T09:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-03T10:09:52.613-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bracketologist</title><summary type='text'>I entered two brackets this year.  The first, run by Jake at Utterly Boringwas on Yahoo!.  I started out in the middle of the pack, but slowly worked my way to the top.  Come the Final Four, I needed UCLA to win against LSU for me to win.  Otherwise, I would finish a disappointing third.  Lo and behold, UCLA won and the points I got from that pushed me to the top with no one picking either </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114408419220606995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114408419220606995' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114408419220606995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114408419220606995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/04/bracketologist.html' title='Bracketologist'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114322059219630025</id><published>2006-03-24T09:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-24T09:16:32.326-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh My F'ing God!  I MUST Have These!!!</title><summary type='text'>I went over to X-entertainment, which used to provide me with many laughs.  Lately the updates aren't nearly as often as I'd like and the funny Robot Chicken type sketches they'd do aren't there (mind you, these came well before Robot Chicken).  I was going to post about how the site isn't as fun as it used to be.  And then I found the blog.  And lo and behold, my new obsession arrived.  Check </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114322059219630025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114322059219630025' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114322059219630025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114322059219630025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/03/oh-my-fing-god-i-must-have-these.html' title='Oh My F&apos;ing God!  I MUST Have These!!!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114321870574981407</id><published>2006-03-24T08:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-24T08:45:06.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tom Cruise is a tool</title><summary type='text'>But I am not the only one to think so.  This guy had the same idea that I did (the idea being to boycott MI3).  To get some background on the point of this post, go here and you can also download the episode.  More on the Isaac Hayes controversy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114321870574981407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114321870574981407' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114321870574981407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114321870574981407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/03/tom-cruise-is-tool.html' title='Tom Cruise is a tool'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114317372946610520</id><published>2006-03-23T20:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T20:15:29.646-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Finally!!!</title><summary type='text'>I've been trying to post for a while.  I wanted to post about the irony of the deaf beauty pageant winner who got hit by a train that she didn't hear coming.  I wanted to post about how everyone should boycott MI3 because Tom Cruise is a chud.  He has used his buttsurfing powers for evil this time, as he refused to promote MI3 if the Scientology episode of South Park were replayed.  Again, don't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114317372946610520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114317372946610520' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114317372946610520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114317372946610520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/03/finally.html' title='Finally!!!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114145577840977673</id><published>2006-03-03T22:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-04T07:20:53.976-08:00</updated><title type='text'>More Pics of Pillow fight</title><summary type='text'>More pics.  Notice the feathers on the groundMore Pics, this time you can see me and Stuart.That's me in the foreground.Close up of Stuart.Clear pic of crowd. Another. Pic of a crowd cheer signaling break or restart.  Not all the pillows made it home alive.  In the crowd.  It's raining feathers!!.   I yelled often "Get the Red M&amp;M". Again with the M&amp;M.     That's ME on the left.  The Chaos!UPDATE</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114145577840977673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114145577840977673' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114145577840977673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114145577840977673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/03/more-pics-of-pillow-fight.html' title='More Pics of Pillow fight'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114145325074690294</id><published>2006-03-03T22:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-03T23:03:58.906-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Portland Pillow Fight</title><summary type='text'>Imagine... the city of Portland's city center at 6:59 pm on a Friday night.  Fifteen minutes earlier, the Pioneer Plaza was starting to gather a crowd, but now, 6:59, the place is packed with people carrying backpacks or who look fat.  Some are wearing costumes.  You notice a lot of people around the edges carrying cameras.  The clock strikes 7:00pm and everyone else suddenly whips out a pillow </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114145325074690294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114145325074690294' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114145325074690294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114145325074690294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/03/portland-pillow-fight.html' title='Portland Pillow Fight'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-114054935568054849</id><published>2006-02-21T11:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T11:15:55.880-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Curling her way into my heart</title><summary type='text'>I am so in love with Cassie Johnson, member of USA's women's curling team.  As I sit here and think about it, I think she might be single because her sister is on the team too (I think its her sis, the both sorta look-a-like and have the last name of Johnson).  Anyway, Cassie, I love you.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/114054935568054849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=114054935568054849' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114054935568054849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/114054935568054849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/02/curling-her-way-into-my-heart.html' title='Curling her way into my heart'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113944270815216737</id><published>2006-02-08T15:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T15:51:48.346-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who really cares?</title><summary type='text'>A guy was arrested for practicing as a vet when he isn't a liscensed vet.  My question is who really cares?  Why do we bother having so many damn licenses and rules and regulations for every little thing?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113944270815216737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113944270815216737' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113944270815216737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113944270815216737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/02/who-really-cares.html' title='Who really cares?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113942292844437992</id><published>2006-02-08T10:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T10:22:08.510-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Kiss of Life?</title><summary type='text'>I have several questions about this story of a woman giving CPR to a chicken.  1)  Weren't you afraid the chicken would bite your tongue off when it woke up?  2)  What made you try this in the first place?  3)  What do the kids at her son's school call him and his mom?  4)  Who would think that CPR would work on fowl?  5)  Who makes practice dummies for this type of rescue?  6)  Why?  7)  Did the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113942292844437992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113942292844437992' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113942292844437992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113942292844437992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/02/kiss-of-life.html' title='Kiss of Life?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113942225759698428</id><published>2006-02-08T09:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T10:10:57.970-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Your Grandmother Was a Horrible Mother!!!</title><summary type='text'>So everyone and their poodle is up in arms about Britney Spears (Remember her, she was famous before she married a backup dancer with singing asperations and got herself preggers) driving around with her son in her lap.  Me?  I am not concerned about this in the least.  Aside from not caring whether Mr. Federline's child lives to see puberty and has to deal with the schoolkids calling his mom </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113942225759698428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113942225759698428' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113942225759698428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113942225759698428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/02/your-grandmother-was-horrible-mother.html' title='Your Grandmother Was a Horrible Mother!!!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113892228514720077</id><published>2006-02-02T15:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-02T15:18:05.336-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Guys: Penelope Cruz in a Bikini; Ladies: Matt McCaughnehey (I hate his name) topless</title><summary type='text'>So, the pictures my dad took of Matthew McConnehy topless in Costa Rica didn't turn out.  But for those of you who want to know what he looks like without a shirt, or if you want to see yet another starlette in a bikini, go here.  Safe for work assuming random pictures of starlettes in bikinis is safe for your work.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113892228514720077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113892228514720077' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113892228514720077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113892228514720077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/02/guys-penelope-cruz-in-bikini-ladies.html' title='Guys: Penelope Cruz in a Bikini; Ladies: Matt McCaughnehey (I hate his name) topless'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113848761538912356</id><published>2006-01-28T14:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-28T14:33:35.573-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Poker Feedback</title><summary type='text'>So, I was in this tournament, had made the money, and the blinds were T600/1200.  I found myself with A5 suited in mid-position (I will admit that calling with this hand is marginal at best, horrible at worst, but that is not what I want to debate).  The person in front of me raised it to approximately t2800.  I call, and no one else does.  Flop is 6d 4s 3d.  Raiser puts in T3000.  I raise to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113848761538912356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113848761538912356' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113848761538912356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113848761538912356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/poker-feedback.html' title='Poker Feedback'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113838927916475449</id><published>2006-01-27T11:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T11:14:39.336-08:00</updated><title type='text'>American Values:  You can kill our whores, just don't have sex with them!</title><summary type='text'>So, Rock Star Games is getting sued over the hidden sex mini-game in the Grand Theft Auto San Andreas game.  Why?  Because it would have been rated for Adults only had this crack edit been known about.  First off, the game was out for months and months before anyone knew this outside of a few programmers at Rock Star.  Second, might I remind you that this is a game wherein you kill other people </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113838927916475449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113838927916475449' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113838927916475449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113838927916475449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/american-values-you-can-kill-our.html' title='American Values:  You can kill our whores, just don&apos;t have sex with them!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113838810206113245</id><published>2006-01-27T10:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T10:55:02.196-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This ain't exactly a news flash...</title><summary type='text'>Clay Aiken is reportedly gay.  Now back to your regularly scheduled waste of time...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113838810206113245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113838810206113245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113838810206113245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113838810206113245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/this-aint-exactly-news-flash.html' title='This ain&apos;t exactly a news flash...'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113832824585750123</id><published>2006-01-26T18:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-26T18:17:26.046-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Are there any Palestinian Civilians?</title><summary type='text'>So, I will preface this post with this: I do not fully understand what is going on with Palestine and Isreal.  I do not know much about Hamas.  That being said, I will apply a logic to the Hamas situation.  Apparently, the Hamas won the election by a clear majority.  It was a popular revolution through the polls.  The people who voted for Hamas knows that Hamas endorses (and more) terroristic </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113832824585750123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113832824585750123' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113832824585750123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113832824585750123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/are-there-any-palestinian-civilians.html' title='Are there any Palestinian Civilians?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113830653113512006</id><published>2006-01-26T12:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-26T12:15:31.323-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Provactive Comic Books</title><summary type='text'>Ok, so I was directed to this page containing a pencil artwork for an upcoming Spiderman comic book because in the background you can see a billboard advertising Player Vs. Player, an online webcomic (is the phrase on-line webcomic redundant?).  However, I noticed something else.  As catwoman jumps off the building, her ass sticks right out and looks like she isn't wearing any clothing.  On top </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113830653113512006/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113830653113512006' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113830653113512006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113830653113512006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/provactive-comic-books.html' title='Provactive Comic Books'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113830080636344480</id><published>2006-01-26T10:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-26T10:40:06.466-08:00</updated><title type='text'>American Idol Criminal</title><summary type='text'>So, I didn't watch it, but apparently this lady named "JOHNSON, RHONETTA" was on and got insulted by Paula and they got into some words.  Apparently this contestant had some crimanal background.  If you want to see her mugshots and what she was charged with,   go here...  When prompted, enter her name and see her three arrests and so forth...Via Dlisted</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113830080636344480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113830080636344480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113830080636344480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113830080636344480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/american-idol-criminal.html' title='American &lt;s&gt;Idol&lt;/s&gt; Criminal'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113812376710660057</id><published>2006-01-24T09:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T09:29:27.186-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tom Selleck is a Mustache Wearing Demi-God</title><summary type='text'>Please, please, please, don't let them turn Magnum PI into a spoof along the lines of Dukes of Hazzard, Starsky and Hutch, and so forth.  It doesn't sound like that is the direction they are going, but come'on, the show was gold and gives one a lot to work with.  My thinking is, if they do a good job with it, its the type of thing that can lead into sequels and such.  Do it right, man, do it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113812376710660057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113812376710660057' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113812376710660057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113812376710660057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/tom-selleck-is-mustache-wearing-demi.html' title='Tom Selleck is a Mustache Wearing Demi-God'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113812349298209749</id><published>2006-01-24T09:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T09:24:53.233-08:00</updated><title type='text'>UPN = Un  Plugged Network</title><summary type='text'>So we knew it would happen, didn't we?  We knew that these upstart networks would eventually fail, right?  In an interracial marriage of sorts, the WB (White Bread) network and UPN (the black-centric station whose most famous shows (outside of Everybody Hates Chris) are not black-centric) are merging to form the CW network.  Does CW stand for "Cannot Work" or for "Comedic Wackiness" or for "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113812349298209749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113812349298209749' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113812349298209749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113812349298209749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/upn-un-plugged-network.html' title='UPN = Un  Plugged Network'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113780538609605921</id><published>2006-01-20T17:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-20T17:03:06.156-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A long time in the coming</title><summary type='text'>So, in my last post while at Geocities a long time ago I said I would come up with my list of top cartoon characters shortly, but still haven't done so.  The problem with doing a list of the top cartoon characters is that I admittedly have a limited sense of perspective (IE I don't know about the really old cartoon characters that well).  However, here is my list:1.  Homer J. Simpson2.  Fred </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113780538609605921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113780538609605921' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113780538609605921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113780538609605921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/long-time-in-coming.html' title='A long time in the coming'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113779141480993636</id><published>2006-01-20T13:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-20T15:52:37.286-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Paris Hilton:  Words don't mean things!!</title><summary type='text'>So, as a continuation of my prior post about Paris Hilton used to be hot, deposition transcripts have made their way onto the web.  In her depositions, she stated that she doesn't know her friends' names, that the words in her emails don't mean anything, and other such things that show she is an idiot.  Maybe words don't mean things anymore.  In any event, Paris is stupid, just like that hot </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113779141480993636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113779141480993636' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113779141480993636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113779141480993636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/paris-hilton-words-dont-mean-things.html' title='Paris Hilton:  Words don&apos;t mean things!!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113778936382560693</id><published>2006-01-20T12:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-20T12:56:51.236-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad Call Update</title><summary type='text'>Missy emailed me with this story today detailing how the ref who blew the call (the worst call ever) had his home vandalized.  I think its funny that they think it is related to the call and not to the fact that he is a principal of a school in the area.  I remember dumping a load of rotten apples on the doorstep of a teacher while in High School, so I don't think its far-fetched that a student </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113778936382560693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113778936382560693' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113778936382560693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113778936382560693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/bad-call-update.html' title='Bad Call Update'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113773627296039527</id><published>2006-01-19T21:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-19T21:51:13.090-08:00</updated><title type='text'>So I used to think Paris was hot</title><summary type='text'>So, according to IDLYITW, Paris Hilton pisses herself when she gets drunk.  Back in the day when she was just a sex video slut appearing in JFM or whatever, she was hot.  Now... Now she's just that annoying slutty girl that you find attractive when you are drunk, but realize what she really is the next day.  So I guess the real title of this post should be "I've woken up with a Hilton Hangover."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113773627296039527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113773627296039527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113773627296039527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113773627296039527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/so-i-used-to-think-paris-was-hot.html' title='So I used to think Paris was hot'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113753235943515902</id><published>2006-01-17T13:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-18T11:14:27.140-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Why the "no interception" call in the Pitt-Colts game was the worst call ever</title><summary type='text'>UPDATE:  The NFL looked at it my way and didn't fine Joey Porter.So, in Sunday's maddening tense game (so tense one fan had a heart attack) between the Steelers (my team) and the Colts (nobody's team), with time winding down and the Steelers up by 11, Tory Polumau (sp?) intercepted a Peyton Manning pass.  However, the Colts tossed out their challenge flag.  Upon further review by me and the rest </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113753235943515902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113753235943515902' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113753235943515902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113753235943515902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/why-no-interception-call-in-pitt-colts.html' title='Why the &quot;no interception&quot; call in the Pitt-Colts game was the worst call ever'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113753161215513426</id><published>2006-01-17T12:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-17T13:00:12.376-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I thought this only happened in cartoons</title><summary type='text'>I am sure you've seen  this story about how a man found out his girlfriend was cheating on him when the parrot started saying things like "I love you Gary" in his girlfriend's voice.  I mean everytime I've tried to get a parrot to repeat what I say it just gets mad and claws itself away from me.  Here, she says something on the phone with the bird in the room and he repeats it?  On another note, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113753161215513426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113753161215513426' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113753161215513426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113753161215513426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-thought-this-only-happened-in.html' title='I thought this only happened in cartoons'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113718853354978038</id><published>2006-01-13T13:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-13T13:42:13.673-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You can really find anything on the internet</title><summary type='text'>Yes, Dolphins do have nipples. This came after a discussion regarding last nights ER (which I did not watch) wherein someone had three nipples.  I then brought up how dogs have multiple nipples.  Someone else said her dog didn't have nipples, and I said it must have.  Someone else said not all mammals have nipples (citing dolphins).  As I can't stand to lose, I went for a quick search to find out</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113718853354978038/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113718853354978038' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113718853354978038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113718853354978038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/you-can-really-find-anything-on.html' title='You can really find anything on the internet'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113702050114745068</id><published>2006-01-11T14:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-11T15:01:41.310-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sutter is in, but not the Hawk?</title><summary type='text'>Okay.  Message to the Baseball Writers of America:  Andre Dawson belongs in the Hall of Fame.  While I would like to think that is enough said, its probably not given how little respect he seems to be given by the the writers.  Apparently the writers weren't even moved into action when Ryne Sandberg said he deserved to be in the Hall during his acceptance speech.  Apparently, the writers don't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113702050114745068/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113702050114745068' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113702050114745068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113702050114745068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/sutter-is-in-but-not-hawk.html' title='Sutter is in, but not the Hawk?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113696343272154824</id><published>2006-01-10T23:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T23:10:32.896-08:00</updated><title type='text'>And then there was this</title><summary type='text'>So, its been a month since I last posted.  And it was a month prior to that since the prior post.  So clearly I am not updating this as often as I should.  Right now things in my life aren't terribly great, but I don't really want to get into it right now.  Anyway, poker can be such a cruel bitch, as can life.  Life is the bigger bitch right now. As Huey Lewis said, I need a new drug.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113696343272154824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113696343272154824' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113696343272154824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113696343272154824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2006/01/and-then-there-was-this.html' title='And then there was this'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113457821072164359</id><published>2005-12-14T08:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-14T08:36:50.733-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My trip</title><summary type='text'>So I am writing from Hollywood, Florida.  I am on day one of a vacation.  Yesterday I spent traveling.  We (my parents and I) were scheduled to fly out of Portland to Dallas/Fort Worth with a short (1 hour) layover until our flight here.  We were supposed to be at our hotel by like 10:30 and have a free transport from the airport.  Well, the first plane had mechanical problems around the engine.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113457821072164359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113457821072164359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113457821072164359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113457821072164359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/12/my-trip.html' title='My trip'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113201775446942250</id><published>2005-11-14T17:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-14T17:22:34.486-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Why the Ducks will get Jobbed</title><summary type='text'>What this well written article fails to mention is that the Pac-10 has been the BCS whipping boy for all but one of the years of its 8 year existence.  The one year it wasn't was the year after the Ducks got super jobbed and the Pac-10 wasn't having it.  There was talk of withdrawing from the BCS and so forth and lo and behold the Beavers (I think it was that season this all happened) got into </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113201775446942250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113201775446942250' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113201775446942250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113201775446942250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/11/why-ducks-will-get-jobbed.html' title='Why the Ducks will get Jobbed'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113139621160954752</id><published>2005-11-07T12:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-07T12:43:31.620-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Turn away regular readers, its Poker content</title><summary type='text'>So, I've lost most of my winning on Paradise Poker.  I am down to under $100 on there after being at over $2000.  I've still cashed out more than I have ever deposited, but it hurts to lose so much.  I haven't played much lately, but I am not sure what is wrong with my game.  Could be scared money.  Not sure.  Might have to switch over to the .25/.50 limit game rather than the mini-tournies and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113139621160954752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113139621160954752' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113139621160954752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113139621160954752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/11/turn-away-regular-readers-its-poker.html' title='Turn away regular readers, its Poker content'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113089098934043629</id><published>2005-11-01T16:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-01T16:23:09.496-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I want to get Schlong into the game</title><summary type='text'>BEST Headline ever!!!!!  Check it out here and see if you don't spit coke onto your screen.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113089098934043629/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113089098934043629' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113089098934043629'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113089098934043629'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-want-to-get-schlong-into-game.html' title='I want to get Schlong into the game'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113087440132389801</id><published>2005-11-01T11:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-01T11:46:41.333-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Why bother?</title><summary type='text'>Why bother?  Office Space was a great flick with several quality lines and scenes that many, if not all, of us can relate to.  However, when I read about the "flare" in this special edition, I was like "What's the point of coming out with this now?"  Five minutes worth of deleted scenes?  That's it?  Why bother?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113087440132389801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113087440132389801' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113087440132389801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113087440132389801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/11/why-bother.html' title='Why bother?'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-113078631212515251</id><published>2005-10-31T11:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-10-31T11:18:32.140-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pimpin' ain't Easy... Except in Canada</title><summary type='text'>News flash - New rule changes fail to make it difficult for strippers to come to Canada.  I am in favor for any law change that makes it easy for Strippers to move.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/113078631212515251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=113078631212515251' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113078631212515251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/113078631212515251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/10/pimpin-aint-easy-except-in-canada.html' title='Pimpin&apos; ain&apos;t Easy... Except in Canada'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112992081710538946</id><published>2005-10-21T11:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-21T11:53:37.110-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And then it all came tumbling down</title><summary type='text'>Life had actually been good lately.  And then today happened.  I won't go into it, but I feel sick to my gut today and have lost the motivation (what little there was) to do anything.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112992081710538946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112992081710538946' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112992081710538946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112992081710538946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/10/and-then-it-all-came-tumbling-down.html' title='And then it all came tumbling down'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112976495922529553</id><published>2005-10-19T16:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-19T16:35:59.233-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comment spam</title><summary type='text'>I read my own page for the first time in a while and was so happy to see comments.  Amazed is more like it.  Then I saw they were almost all spam.  Attention spammers:  I get no traffic, therefore no reason to spam me.  And the last post I did got spammed within 10 minutes.  This shit sucks.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112976495922529553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112976495922529553' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112976495922529553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112976495922529553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/10/comment-spam.html' title='Comment spam'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112976396045527553</id><published>2005-10-19T16:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-19T16:20:33.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Worst President Ever</title><summary type='text'>He's the worst president ever because this joke is plausable.  Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludesby saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching asthe President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112976396045527553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112976396045527553' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112976396045527553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112976396045527553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/10/worst-president-ever.html' title='Worst President Ever'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112924571918907105</id><published>2005-10-13T16:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-13T16:21:59.193-07:00</updated><title type='text'>If you ain't a player don't be a hater</title><summary type='text'>My good pal Joey is still taking some heat in Detroit.  The Lion offense has been pretty bad all year, and despite being atop the NFC North, there is some finger pointing going on.  Apparently Joey's leadership and skills are being questioned.  What I want to know is this:  What do Joey's former wideouts think of him as a QB?  I mean, several are playing on other teams and have seen other QB's.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112924571918907105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112924571918907105' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112924571918907105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112924571918907105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/10/if-you-aint-player-dont-be-hater.html' title='If you ain&apos;t a player don&apos;t be a hater'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112905791772481210</id><published>2005-10-11T12:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-11T12:11:57.730-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What IS the deal with Pythons in Florida</title><summary type='text'>I am not sure why, exactly, this is news, but a python ate a person's cat in Florida.  I think we pretty much knew who would win in that battle, so it's not as big a news update as the tie between the 'gator and they python.  But when my friend Missy sent me the link, I actually had to think about it.  Why is this news?  Don't pythons eat small mammals all the time.  Aren't there lots of snakes </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112905791772481210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112905791772481210' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112905791772481210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112905791772481210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/10/what-is-deal-with-pythons-in-florida.html' title='What IS the deal with Pythons in Florida'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112861725558711270</id><published>2005-10-06T09:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T09:47:35.596-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'd call it a draw</title><summary type='text'>Man has dreamed about it for years.  The battle of the eons took place recently in the Florida everglades and it was a draw.  That's right, finally, after much anticipation, we get to see what happens when a Python takes on a live 6 foot alligator.  Somehow the python managed to get the gator down its throat before the gator managed to tear the snake in half.  In the end, it was a draw.  How </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112861725558711270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112861725558711270' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112861725558711270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112861725558711270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/10/id-call-it-draw.html' title='I&apos;d call it a draw'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112749882180631196</id><published>2005-09-23T10:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-23T11:07:01.813-07:00</updated><title type='text'>People are idiots</title><summary type='text'>Little bothers me more than people who try to attribute human characteristics to animals.  I take that back, a lot bothers me more than that, but it still bothers me.  And I am not talking about those who say "Oh, he's so cute, he wants to give her a kiss."  I am talking about those people who insist that animals have deep, meaningful thoughts as if they were living in a Disney cartoon.  For </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112749882180631196/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112749882180631196' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112749882180631196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112749882180631196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/09/people-are-idiots.html' title='People are idiots'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112741752782744426</id><published>2005-09-22T12:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-22T12:32:07.833-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I know of two Congressmen that need to have a swift kick to the head</title><summary type='text'>So they want to spend federal money on protecting pets.  How many people could have been saved if this had been done before, they ask, in referring to the idiots who stayed behind because of their pets.  My answer - does it matter how many people who put their lives at risk for a poodle are saved?  Aren't we better off not encouraging people to put their possessions before their safety?  Next </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112741752782744426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112741752782744426' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112741752782744426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112741752782744426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-know-of-two-congressmen-that-need-to.html' title='I know of two Congressmen that need to have a swift kick to the head'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112740770091644895</id><published>2005-09-22T09:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-22T09:52:03.540-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stop giving money to those starving kids!!!!</title><summary type='text'>I consider my self a faily learned individual.  However, I have never even heard of Eritrea, a country in Africa.  However, Eritrea and Ethiopia have had some border conflicts in the past.  Well, it  appears that Ethiopia (which I can't spell for the life of me) is restarting some conflict.  Since when does Ethiopia have enough resources to fight a war?  Seems that they are directing money away </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112740770091644895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112740770091644895' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112740770091644895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112740770091644895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/09/stop-giving-money-to-those-starving.html' title='Stop giving money to those starving kids!!!!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112735232389315398</id><published>2005-09-21T18:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-21T18:25:23.900-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Official!!!</title><summary type='text'>I have been awarded, by Mr. Eager of the famous Karnopp law firm, the prestigous award of "worst blog ever".  Okay, so he just sent me an email with a title of simply "you have the worst blog ever" but I will take that to be an award.  I really don't have anything positive to blog about and I don't want to blog about the shit in my life.  I am no longer dating a stripper, so its all sort of gone </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112735232389315398/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112735232389315398' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112735232389315398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112735232389315398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/09/its-official.html' title='It&apos;s Official!!!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112629555141579915</id><published>2005-09-09T12:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-09T12:52:31.423-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The only words I ever read of Hunter Thompson's were his last</title><summary type='text'>-Ahem-  No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt.  And this is what I have to look forward to?  Via Rolling Stones</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112629555141579915/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112629555141579915' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112629555141579915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112629555141579915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/09/only-words-i-ever-read-of-hunter.html' title='The only words I ever read of Hunter Thompson&apos;s were his last'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112621937515698467</id><published>2005-09-08T15:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-08T15:42:55.163-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Katrina</title><summary type='text'>So I am really behind on the whole Katrina "thing".  Not sure how many dead or how widespread the damage is, nor who should have responded when.  I just know this:  FEMA should probably not be giving disaster relief to those without flood insurance.  Why would I say such a thing (besides being a libertarian)?  Well, because according to this article from a few years ago, the odds were about 1 in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112621937515698467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112621937515698467' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112621937515698467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112621937515698467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/09/katrina.html' title='Katrina'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112474742757655926</id><published>2005-08-22T14:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-22T14:50:27.580-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funniest... Review... EVER!!!!</title><summary type='text'>Roger Ebert absolutely destroys Duece Bigalow: European Adventure in this cutting, scathing and otherwise funny review  As one commentator has pointed out, this review may be funnier than the movie.  I love the last line.  Thanks Jake for pointing this out.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112474742757655926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112474742757655926' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112474742757655926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112474742757655926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/08/funniest-review-ever.html' title='Funniest... Review... EVER!!!!'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112473895932668320</id><published>2005-08-22T12:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-22T12:29:19.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Do: the Haiku</title><summary type='text'>The poem I am most proud of.... many stanzas in Haiku... for your reading pleasure.  (I know, three posts in one day, I am blowing my wad....)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112473895932668320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112473895932668320' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112473895932668320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112473895932668320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/08/do-haiku.html' title='Do: the Haiku'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112473856513080005</id><published>2005-08-22T12:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-22T12:22:45.136-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Missed the anniversary....</title><summary type='text'>July 17, 2000... That was the first day I posted to the web via this blog (actually from its predecessor at geocities).  So this Blog is 5 years old.  Who knew?  But does one really need to spend time celebrating an anniversary for a blog that has spent good chuncks of time wasting away in oblivian?  A blog who has been visited as much to find information about Joey Harrington being gay as for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112473856513080005/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112473856513080005' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112473856513080005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112473856513080005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/08/missed-anniversary.html' title='Missed the anniversary....'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112473693553918123</id><published>2005-08-22T11:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-22T11:55:35.546-07:00</updated><title type='text'>'Lo and behold</title><summary type='text'>Another post.  I know, its a miracle.  Anyway, the weekend was good.  I had loads of fun.  Friday night softball followed by Saturday morning softball was a good start despite my horrible play.  Hit like shit and played defense even worse.  Saturday night a friend in Salem had a party and went to that.  Flirted with this one girl all night, but that isn't going anywhere.  Did jump naked into the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112473693553918123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112473693553918123' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112473693553918123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112473693553918123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/08/lo-and-behold.html' title='&apos;Lo and behold'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112439033676900824</id><published>2005-08-18T11:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-18T11:39:13.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Actively not blogging</title><summary type='text'>So I haven't posted in a while.  I've thought about posting on several occassions, but haven't pulled myself back into this.  I haven't even been reading blogs as much.  I am not sure what I have been doing.  Here are some highlights of what I've done in since my last post:1)  Wedding - Stuart and Tami's wedding.  So, they got hitched.  Apparently I looked really hot.  The girl I was seeing at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112439033676900824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112439033676900824' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112439033676900824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112439033676900824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/08/actively-not-blogging.html' title='Actively not blogging'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112058777271748758</id><published>2005-07-05T11:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-05T11:22:52.723-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes I would hire him</title><summary type='text'>The Most Truthful Classified Ad Ever.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112058777271748758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112058777271748758' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112058777271748758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112058777271748758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/07/yes-i-would-hire-him.html' title='Yes I would hire him'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148727.post-112023672159757014</id><published>2005-07-01T09:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-01T09:52:01.603-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Let the Uproar begin</title><summary type='text'>Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor has decided to step down from her post as "the swing voter".  I wonder how many jokes have been made about her "playing both ways"?  Anyway, on a less base side of things, I have concerns about whom the Religious Right...err, the Republicans will try to push into office.  I am a bit torn.  I am a conservative by nature, but not a social conservative.  I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/feeds/112023672159757014/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4148727&amp;postID=112023672159757014' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112023672159757014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4148727/posts/default/112023672159757014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://homersolo.blogspot.com/2005/07/let-uproar-begin.html' title='Let the Uproar begin'/><author><name>Brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03769075564822262315</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
